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[rottingly]

laura moon

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[salbutamol]

Honestly it's amazing we didn't.

Sorry were you hiding body builder muscles somewhere or is this a... revenant thing? I don't care if people call me pocket sized it's patently untrue.

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what did it want?

it was the lucky coin but i don't have it anymore
so it's this place that's keeping me like i was.
that's my guess anyway.

i can see why people call you pocket sized.

[salbutamol]

To eat people, mostly.

Are there any other secret powers I should know about? If you're going to turn invisible or breathe fire in front of me a heads up would be helpful. I think you'd find it rude if I stared, and I spook easily.

I'm LITERALLY average height and you're tiny.

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i'm undead and i have super strength.
and i got exceptionally good at tracking my husband.
i see this bright light around him.
literally the light of my life.

[salbutamol]

That's...kind of sweet, actually. A little on the nose, but sweet.
Do you love him?

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yeah
i think i do.

[salbutamol]

It's got to be good that he's here then, right?

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it's complicated.
i cheated on him when he was in prison.
i died giving his best friend a blowjob.

[salbutamol]

Complicated is one word for it.

What are you going to do? Have you talked to him about it?

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i don't know.

i mean, yeah, i do want to talk to him.

[salbutamol]

Do you think you will?

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i don't know.

[salbutamol]

Does he love you?

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i'm hopeful.

[salbutamol]

So you have to talk to him then.
I mean.
You love him.

( eddie kaspbrak is a closet romantic confirmed )

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i know i have to.
i just don't know when.

[salbutamol]

I think maybe the longer you wait the harder it'll get.

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oh, i know.

[salbutamol]

If it's any consolation, if it goes badly I promise I'll get very drunk with you?

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it's a pretty good one.

[salbutamol]

If it goes well we can get drunk too I just think it'll be less sad.



Seriously though.
I don't, um. Do sincerity well but if you want to talk about it or anything, I'll listen. You're a good person, Laura.
I don't give a shit what Hell thinks.

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i don't usually talk to anyone.
just bottle it all up.

[salbutamol]

Me too.
I'm glad you did, though.

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i'm not really good at this listening thing but if you ever need to bitch about something, i'm ya girl.

[salbutamol]

Mutually assured bitching.
Perfect.

You've done pretty good so far. Just so you know.