I am literally having symptoms right now. They all fit. Sometimes people get smoking-related illnesses without ever having touched a cigarette. Creepy sex town cigarettes might.
( as it turns out, he only needs six. it's actually pretty easy to reread a handful of text messages back to back and stare at them until the words sort of start to make sense. )
I'm pretty sure I don't have asthma either.
( he also thinks that maybe he knew that already, but that's complicated and he doesn't want to get into it right now. )
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Date: 2020-09-25 01:53 am (UTC)Sometimes people get smoking-related illnesses without ever having touched a cigarette.
Creepy sex town cigarettes might.
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Date: 2020-09-25 01:57 am (UTC)that's the fucking worst thing you can do.
maybe you're having symptoms because you're having an anxiety attack?
just picture them on brunch dates like its Right and Correct
Date: 2020-09-25 02:07 am (UTC)Maybe.
Yes.
Just because I looked it up doesn't make me wrong. Emphysema seems more likely than anxiety.
( does it eddie?? does it really??? )
100%%%
Date: 2020-09-25 02:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-09-25 02:22 am (UTC)( .................. )
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Listen.
It's not anxiety.
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Date: 2020-09-25 02:28 am (UTC)what symptoms do you have?
no subject
Date: 2020-09-25 02:30 am (UTC)Can't breathe.
Cough.
Wheezing.
Heart rate is high but I don't think that's related.
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Date: 2020-09-25 02:34 am (UTC)i'm curious.
what are the symptoms of an anxiety attack?
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Date: 2020-09-25 02:39 am (UTC)( he'll play along though. just to prove her wrong! )
Sweating
Shaking
Increased heart rate
Abnormal breathing
Dizziness
Headaches
Chest pain
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Date: 2020-09-25 02:44 am (UTC)your throat tickled
you coughed
and you freaked out over it.
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Date: 2020-09-25 02:49 am (UTC)🤡
Date: 2020-09-25 02:50 am (UTC)I'm pretty sure I don't have asthma either.
( he also thinks that maybe he knew that already, but that's complicated and he doesn't want to get into it right now. )
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Date: 2020-09-26 01:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-09-26 01:14 am (UTC)I've used an inhaler my whole life.
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Date: 2020-09-26 01:20 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2020-09-26 01:29 am (UTC)why would they lie about that?
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Date: 2020-09-26 01:33 am (UTC)( he thinks that maybe he knows )
Do you know where I could find an EpiPen?
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Date: 2020-09-26 01:37 am (UTC)and i know someone who could get you one.
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Date: 2020-09-26 01:38 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2020-09-26 01:52 am (UTC)i swear to god if you eat one fucking cashew.
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